Name: Teal Polka Dot “It’s Not Dog Hair, It’s Canine Confetti” Dog Bandana
SKU: 20958
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Teal Polka Dot “It’s Not Dog Hair, It’s Canine Confetti” Dog Bandana

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Teal Polka Dot “It’s Not Dog Hair, It’s Canine Confetti” Dog Bandana

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If your dog’s idea of “home decor” involves chewing the throw pillows and mud art on the walls, this bandana says it all—so you don’t have to. With its cheeky “I am why we can’t have nice things” message and playful teal polka dot print, this piece lets your pup wear their chaos like a badge of honor.

Made from tough, easy-care polyester, this one-sided bandana is ready for whatever destruction the day brings. It’s lightweight, comfy, and generously sized for big breeds (27″ × 13″)—like your Doberman, who is probably the CEO of Chaos. It’s also machine washable, because let’s face it… “nice things” are usually washable around here.

Forget the boring basics. This one’s for the dogs who keep life messy, loud, and totally worth it.

Why Dobie Moms Love It:
– Speaks fluent “Doberman” in five hilarious words
– Sized and styled for big, bold personalities
– 100% of profits support Dobermans in need through Willow’s Wish

Real Talk:
Some dogs pose like angels in photos. Yours? A living demolition crew. This bandana doesn’t just match the energy—it celebrates it. Let your dog be the chaos. We’ll make it cute.

This Isn’t Just a Bandana…
It’s a warning label, a fashion statement, and a love letter to the beautiful mess that is life with a Doberman.

Care Instructions: Machine washable in cold water to keep it fresh and clean. Lay flat to dry for best results.