Hot Pink Plaid “I Am Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” Dog Bandana
For the dog who leaves a trail of joy (and destruction). This hot pink plaid bandana says what we’re all thinking.
✔ Bright plaid print with crisp white lettering
✔ Lightweight, tough 100% polyester
✔ 27″ × 13″ fit = ideal for Dobermans
✔ Machine wash cold, lay flat to dry
Every purchase supports Doberman rescue through Willow’s Wish. Nice things come second—Dobies come first.
$30.00
Description
The throw pillows are shredded. The mail? Eaten. And the slippers? Let’s not talk about it. This hot pink plaid bandana says what every Doberman parent already knows: “I am why we can’t have nice things.” But let’s be real—who needs pristine decor when you’ve got a house full of chaos and love?
This bold, bright design is printed on durable 100% polyester that’s made to keep up with your dog’s daily destruction. The large size (27″ × 13″) fits big breeds perfectly—like your Dobie, who’s probably plotting their next “home improvement” project right now. Easy to clean, comfy to wear, and impossible not to laugh at.
Why Dobie Moms Love It:
– Loud, proud, and totally on-brand for a Doberman
– Designed to fit large, lovable troublemakers
– 100% of profits support rescue Dobies through Willow’s Wish
Real Talk:
Some dogs break stuff. Your Dobie breaks everything—and looks good doing it. This bandana isn’t just funny—it’s facts. And if your house isn’t perfect? That just means it’s full of life.
This Isn’t Just a Bandana…
It’s a fashion confession, a warning label, and a love note to Dobermoms who wouldn’t have it any other way.
Care Instructions: Machine washable in cold water to keep it fresh and clean. Lay flat to dry for best results.
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| Dimensions | 27 × 13 in |
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