Name: Blue Gingham “It’s Not Dog Hair, It’s Canine Confetti” Dog Bandana
SKU: 14533402067454226233
Availability: InStock

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Blue Gingham “It’s Not Dog Hair, It’s Canine Confetti” Dog Bandana

SKU: 14533402067454226233 Categories: Bandanas, Pet Gear Tags: Funny Quotes and Sayings, Plaid Is Rad Collection

Blue Gingham “It’s Not Dog Hair, It’s Canine Confetti” Dog Bandana

Classic gingham, legendary sass. This bandana makes fur a fashion statement, not a flaw.

✔ Blue gingham with white bold type = subtle but cheeky
✔ Made from durable, breathable polyester
✔ Large 27″ × 13″ fit for Dobermans and other big breeds
✔ Machine wash cold, lay flat to dry

Proceeds go to Doberman rescue through Willow’s Wish. Keep shedding. Keep saving lives.

$30.00

Description

This one’s for the dogs who look country-club ready but live like they just sprinted through a mud puddle. With its crisp blue gingham print and that iconic line—“It’s not dog hair, it’s canine confetti”—this bandana brings small-town charm with big-dog chaos energy.

Made from sturdy, lightweight 100% polyester, it’s designed for all-day comfort and Doberman-level durability. Sized at 27″ × 13″, it fits large breeds perfectly and stays put through walks, naps, and whatever questionable adventure your Dobie’s planning next. Machine washable, easy to clean, and impossible not to smile at.

Why Dobie Moms Love It:
– Classic look + hilarious honesty = Doberman-approved
– Gingham goes with everything (including fur)
– 100% of profits support rescue Dobies through Willow’s Wish

Real Talk:
This bandana is for the do-it-all Dobermans: the cuddle bugs, the security guards, the destroyers of throw pillows. The fur they leave behind? It’s part of the package—and this bandana wears it like a medal.

This Isn’t Just a Bandana…
It’s clean-cut chaos. A soft plaid shell for a tornado in fur. And we love it for that.

Care Instructions: Machine washable in cold water to keep it fresh and clean. Lay flat to dry for best results.