Surviving Purely Out of Spite Tee – For the Doberman That Won’t Be Tamed
$46.00
Description
Some people survive on hope. Others? Pure spite—and maybe a little caffeine.
This tee is for the unapologetic Doberman lover who’s done taking crap from the world. Featuring a badass rockstar Dobie throwing double horns like a legend, it’s part rebellion, part mood, all attitude. Whether life’s testing your patience or you just like your humor dark and loud, this one speaks your language.
Made from super lightweight, breathable cotton, this tee has a laid-back retail fit that’s perfect for layering, gym days, or casual hangs with your favorite chaos gremlin. Tear-away label means no scratchy nonsense. Just comfort, sass, and spite—exactly how we like it.
Why it kicks ass:
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Ultra-lightweight 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2–4.3 oz)
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Breathable, soft, and perfect for layering
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Retail fit = comfy, flattering, never boxy
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Crew neck for a classic, clean look
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Tear-away label = no itch, no drama
Perfect for:
Doberman owners with a dark sense of humor, fellow spite-fueled survivors, or anyone whose wardrobe could use a little “don’t mess with me” energy.
Handle with care (like you would your Dobie):
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Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
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Tumble dry low or hang to dry
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No bleach
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Iron inside out if needed
Your survival is personal. Make sure your shirt says so.
Size Guide:
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
Size tolerance (+/-), in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Note: This shirt arrives with a printed neck label in place of the tear-away tag due to fulfillment processing.
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