Pastel Plaid Dog Bandana “Security Wooficer”

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Pastel Plaid “Security Woofficer On Duty” Dog Bandana

SKU: 26078405528212767810 Categories: Bandanas, Pet Gear Tags: Funny Quotes and Sayings, Pastel Plaid Collection

Pastel Plaid “Security Woofficer On Duty” Dog Bandana

Every good home needs a woofficer. This pastel plaid bandana makes your dog’s “security” status official—with a wink.

✔ Made from durable, lightweight polyester
✔ Bold “Security Woofficer on Duty” design
✔ Sized for large breeds (27″ × 13″)
✔ Easy care: machine wash cold, lay flat to dry

Your purchase supports Doberman rescue through Willow’s Wish. Guard dogs helping rescue dogs.

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Description

Warning: premises protected by one very alert, slightly dramatic, always adorable Doberman. This pastel plaid bandana lets the world know your pup takes their job seriously—even if that job is mostly barking at squirrels and shadowboxing their own reflection.

Featuring the playful phrase “Security Woofficer on Duty” on a soft, springy plaid background, this bandana brings big guard dog energy with a wink. Made from durable 100% polyester and designed to fit large breeds (27″ × 13″), it’s comfy enough for all-day wear, whether they’re patrolling the backyard or napping between shifts.

And while your Dobie might chase butterflies instead of burglars, every bandana sold helps protect real-life rescue dogs through Willow’s Wish.

Why Dobie Moms Love It:
– Turns your house protector into a fashion icon
– Perfect for Dobermans who take their job way too seriously
– 100% of profits go to support rescue Dobies through Willow’s Wish

Real Talk:
Some dogs just look like security—even if they’re total marshmallows. This bandana leans into the vibe with humor and heart. Forget basic collars—this is the uniform your woofficer deserves.

This Isn’t Just a Bandana…
It’s official gear for the four-legged guardian of your home and heart.

Care Instructions: Machine washable in cold water to keep it fresh and clean. Lay flat to dry for best results.