Name: Yellow Pastel Plaid “I Am Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” Dog Bandana
SKU: 17668
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Yellow Pastel Plaid “I Am Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” Dog Bandana

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Yellow Pastel Plaid “I Am Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” Dog Bandana

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Description

Your Dobie doesn’t try to ruin things—it’s just part of their charm. This cheerful yellow pastel plaid bandana brings the chaos with a side of cuteness thanks to the unapologetic message: “I am why we can’t have nice things.” It’s the perfect accessory for pups who break rules (and flower pots) with flair.

Crafted from 100% durable polyester, this bandana can handle whatever destruction your dog dishes out. The one-sided print pops against short or dark coats, while the 27″ × 13″ size is just right for Dobermans and other large-breed mischief-makers. Machine washable, Dobie-proof (almost), and guaranteed to make people laugh.

Why Dobie Moms Love It:
– Calls out the chaos with humor and heart
– Bright plaid + bold statement = Doberman perfection
– 100% of profits support rescue Dobies through Willow’s Wish

Real Talk:
You could get mad at the scratched floor or the chewed-up throw pillow. Or you could put this bandana on your dog and accept your beautiful, messy reality. Life with a Dobie isn’t always tidy—but it’s always worth it.

This Isn’t Just a Bandana…
It’s a wearable excuse note for your four-legged tornado—and a wink to every other Doberman parent out there.