Name: Pastel Plaid “It’s Not Dog Hair, It’s Canine Confetti” Dog Bandana
SKU: 14816
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Pastel Plaid “It’s Not Dog Hair, It’s Canine Confetti” Dog Bandana

SKU: N/A Categories: Bandanas, Pet Gear Tags: Funny Quotes and Sayings, Pastel Plaid Collection

Pastel Plaid “It’s Not Dog Hair, It’s Canine Confetti” Dog Bandana

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Description

Fur on your shirt? That’s called accessorizing. This soft pastel plaid bandana turns every hair your Dobie sheds into a celebration of love, loyalty, and maybe a little lint. Featuring the bold phrase “It’s not dog hair, it’s canine confetti” on a sweet plaid background, it’s the perfect balance of charming and cheeky.

Crafted from lightweight, durable 100% polyester, this bandana is designed for daily Doberman life—zoomies, naps, patrol duty, and all. The 27″ × 13″ size is ideal for large breeds, and the one-sided print keeps things vibrant and clean. Machine washable, because we all know where confetti ends up.

Why Dobie Moms Love It:
– Celebrates the mess with grace and humor
– Soft pastel look, big Dobie energy underneath
– 100% of profits go toward Doberman rescue via Willow’s Wish

Real Talk:
Let the minimalists have their spotless couches. You’ve got a Doberman—and you wouldn’t trade a single hair-covered hoodie for all the “nice things” in the world. This bandana knows your life, and it loves it just as it is.

This Isn’t Just a Bandana…
It’s a pastel plaid permission slip to embrace the fluff and love your messy, magical Dobie life.

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold to keep colors bright. Lay flat to dry for best results.

With this pastel plaid bandana, every shed hair becomes a reason to smile—because love (and fur) is always in the air!