Funny Pastel Plaid Dog Bandana – “I Am Why We Can’t Have Nice Things”
Who needs nice things when you’ve got this face? This pastel plaid bandana owns the chaos—stylishly.
✔ Bold print on sweet pastel plaid = mischief in disguise
✔ Soft yet durable 100% polyester
✔ Sized for large breeds (27″ × 13″)
✔ Easy to wash: machine cold, lay flat to dry
Profits support Dobermans in need through Willow’s Wish. Because these nice things matter more.
$30.00
Description
You tried. You really did. But with a Doberman in the house, “nice things” were never going to stand a chance. This pastel plaid bandana embraces the chaos with pride—and a whole lot of personality. Featuring the bold, cheeky message “I am why we can’t have nice things”, it’s made for the dogs who destroy with love (and maybe a little slobber).
Made from sturdy 100% polyester and sized just right for large breeds (27″ × 13″), it’s got enough toughness to survive tug-of-war and zoomies alike. The pastel plaid adds charm, the message brings laughs, and the real win? It’s machine washable—because nice things don’t clean themselves.
Why Dobie Moms Love It:
– Finally, a bandana that gets what life with a Doberman looks like
– Cute enough to forgive the couch incident (again)
– 100% of profits go to Willow’s Wish to help rescue Dobermans
Real Talk:
This isn’t just another “funny dog accessory.” This is emotional support fabric for every Dobie parent who’s ever come home to shredded mail, chewed-up baseboards, or suspicious silence. We see you. And we turned it into a fashion moment.
This Isn’t Just a Bandana…
It’s a confessional, a comedy routine, and a love letter to messy, magical Doberman life.
Care Instructions: Machine washable in cold water to keep it fresh and clean. Lay flat to dry for best results.
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| Dimensions | 27 × 13 in |
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