Name: Pastel Plaid “I Am Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” Dog Bandana
SKU: 14801
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Pastel Plaid “I Am Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” Dog Bandana

SKU: N/A Categories: Bandanas, Pet Gear Tags: Funny Quotes and Sayings, Pastel Plaid Collection

Pastel Plaid “I Am Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” Dog Bandana

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Description

Don’t let the soft pastels fool you—this bandana was made for certified chaos. Featuring the hilariously honest phrase “I am why we can’t have nice things,” this gentle plaid design wraps Doberman-level destruction in a deceptively sweet package.

Made from durable 100% polyester, this bandana stands up to whatever your four-legged tornado puts it through. Sized at 27″ × 13″, it fits large breeds like Dobermans comfortably while delivering big personality in one bold, one-sided print. And yes—it’s machine washable for those especially “eventful” days.

Why Dobie Moms Love It:
– Brings soft pastel vibes to their loud, lovable Dobie life
– Turns destruction into a fashion moment
– 100% of profits support rescue Dobermans through Willow’s Wish

Real Talk:
Your Dobie isn’t trying to ruin things. They just are the thing. This bandana gets the duality—sweet face, total menace—and wraps it in color and comedy. It’s not damage. It’s lifestyle décor.

This Isn’t Just a Bandana…
It’s a pastel-cloaked confession—and a must-have for every Dobie mom who’s surrendered to the chaos with love.

Care Instructions: Machine washable in cold water to keep it fresh and clean. Lay flat to dry for best results.